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slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

miunashiodome:

arigato for the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Google Chrome ‘Unable to Connect to the Internet’ Dinosaur.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Google Chrome ‘Unable to Connect to the Internet’ Dinosaur.

you can’t change my nature

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

money…. money makes me happy

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

infinite:

do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone

me reading my own posts: um no one cares asshole

amorodentia:

delete your gender to make space on the hard drive

vgmondo:

can’t wait——————

vgmondo:

can’t wait——————

my #cat as luna from #sailormoon 😸❤

my #cat as luna from #sailormoon 😸❤

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs