Things girls look for in a boy:
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone
There really should be a concert where everyone shuts the fuck up and only cheers between songs, so I can have a live version of every song without bitches screaming like they’re being killed.
food will never break my heart
*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*
puppies are touchable happiness
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
hatsune miku could kick your ass so don’t make fun of her. my dad made fun of her and then she beat him up and now hatsune miku is my new dad.
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
i was funny once but it was an accident
watching anime is a chore all its own
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next