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[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

She is a Templar. He is an Assassin.


"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.


i got my period today and ive nevr felt so sick before the pain is so strong i feel like throwing up and ive already taken one pain killer i also havent eaten anything bc i just cant bring myself to do so. idk what to do anymoreeee

i just took a really hot bath and now i feel better 20/10 would recommend

misterzevran replied to your post: “i got my period today and ive nevr felt so sick before the pain is so…”:
i feel you. when i get my period i dont even take painkillers because they don’t work at all, so I just lie on my bed trying not to throw up or pass out.

normally i dont take them either but now its just too much to bare i can obnly hope this passes quickly :/


*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?


if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands


do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human


*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice


if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it


Idk *masturbates*


skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.


[a left boob appears within arm’s reach]

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