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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

She is a Templar. He is an Assassin.

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

desmooooond:

i got my period today and ive nevr felt so sick before the pain is so strong i feel like throwing up and ive already taken one pain killer i also havent eaten anything bc i just cant bring myself to do so. idk what to do anymoreeee

i just took a really hot bath and now i feel better 20/10 would recommend

misterzevran replied to your post: “i got my period today and ive nevr felt so sick before the pain is so…”:
i feel you. when i get my period i dont even take painkillers because they don’t work at all, so I just lie on my bed trying not to throw up or pass out.

normally i dont take them either but now its just too much to bare i can obnly hope this passes quickly :/

meladoodle:

*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?

shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

ohawkguy:

[a left boob appears within arm’s reach]

chris evans:

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